if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally
returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married
in Heaven.' 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married
in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could
we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked
the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have
any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?