A blonde goes into a store and sees a
shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, "What is that
shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos." The blonde then asks, "What does
it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps
cold things cold." The blonde says, "Oh! I could use
some-thing like that! I'll take it!" The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off
her shiny new thermos, "I just got this yesterday, isn't it
wonderful! It's a thermos and it keeps hot
things hot and cold things cold!" The boss asks, "And what do you
have in it?" The blonde replies, "Some coffee
and a popsicle."