Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing

 


Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing




 their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes




 I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while


 standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember


 whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”




The second lady says, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the


 landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my


 way up or on my way down.”


The third one says, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of


 those problems, knock on wood.” As she hit her knuckles on


 the table she looked up and said, “That must be the door… I’ll




 get it!”

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