Four married guys go fishing, after an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be
able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I
will paint every room in our house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife
that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this
weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it
went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing
or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."