A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours. "
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3
hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
"The barber looks around the shop and says "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow
that guy and see where he goes. :?
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. :lol:
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes, barely able to contain himself, and says:
"YOUR HOUSE !!"