Viralfunnyjokes: SEVEN CATS!!

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"


Johnny: "Seven."


Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"


Johnny: "Seven."


Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"


Johnny: "Six."


Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"


Johnny: "Seven!"


Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"


Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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